Thursday, November 13, 2008

How to fix fake Antispyware 2008 xp


I imagine that if you're here you may have downloaded this fake Antivirus or Antispyware already. Don't worry... I have a cure. A free cure. That's right... no snake oil here. I discovered that malwarebytes actually can take down most of these fake antivirus/antispyware softwares.

In addition if you run AVG's free anti-virus and Spybot Search and destroy you'll be all cleaned up in no time. I didn't even have to go into safemode to fully clean it.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

10 Things I Like About The Recession


10. The ladies don't seem to mind that I'm "in between jobs".

9. Gratuitous binge drinking is more acceptable (give me a break; I just lost my job).

8. I get to wake up at... anytime I want!

7. I can sleep all day!

6. I can sit around, do absolutley nothing and enjoy it!

5. No more nagging calls from my ex-wife (my phones were turned off when I
couldn't pay the bills)

4. Goodbye high child support payments!

3. Old is new again. Top Ramen for dinner anyone?

2. The Ladies like dinner by candle light (my power was turned off after not paying the bill)

1. Free rent! I've got 30 days left!