10. The ladies don't seem to mind that I'm "in between jobs".
9. Gratuitous binge drinking is more acceptable (give me a break; I just lost my job).
8. I get to wake up at... anytime I want!
7. I can sleep all day!
6. I can sit around, do absolutley nothing and enjoy it!
5. No more nagging calls from my ex-wife (my phones were turned off when I
couldn't pay the bills)
4. Goodbye high child support payments!
3. Old is new again. Top Ramen for dinner anyone?
2. The Ladies like dinner by candle light (my power was turned off after not paying the bill)
1. Free rent! I've got 30 days left!
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